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"It is all about the ball and the sack. Choose your veggies wisely"
Male
39 years old
Aries
Sun City West,
Arizona
UNITED STATES
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General Interests
Well, for starters: avoiding sharp objects, cooking implements, food processors, pots, pans, grilling trays, ovens, fires, prongs, tongs, and Weird Al Songs about Spuds.
People I Like
The ones who..., wait, no, I can't say that in public. I'll think of something....honest!
Music I Like
The latest recording by Marvin the Martian singing "Mambo #5."
Also, this video is priceless: http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=76485431879&h=x8j0p&u=9Ow3Z
Movies I Like
The Video of Marvin the Martian singing "Mambo #5."
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| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Body Type: | Average |
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| Drinker: | Yes |
| Smoker: | No |
| Midnight Toker: | No |
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| Sexual Orientation: | Straight |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| Children: | Maybe Someday |
| Religion: | Other |
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| Occupation: | Emperor Spud |
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| Why I'm Here: | To Play The Game, To Rule The Universe With An Iron Fist, To Make Friends, To Party, To Get Laid, To Find My Soulmate, To Make An Ass Of Myself, Not Sure |
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I'm the biggest damn potato you have ever seen in your life. I'm to potatoes what King Kong is to gorillas. Now you still won't need to have helicopters trying to take the girl away from me atop the Empire State Building unless I've just been deep fried and covered in fresh herbs and special sauce, but I'm still the studliest Spud around. Now for my less pleasant attributes...
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